| THE TRAMPS OF GRIMSBY | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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THE GREAT TOWN OF GRIMSBY, FAMOUS FOR FISHING, AND ITS LOVELY CHIPS. BUT THERE IS MORE TO THIS TOWN THAN JUST THESE, THERE ARE THE TRAMPS. YES TRAMPS, YOU KNOW, THE SORT THAT SMELL OF WEE AND BOOZE.THEY'RE EVERYWHERE AND IT WOULD'NT BE SUPRISING IF IN THE NEXT FEW YEARS THE TRAMPS FORM THERE OWN LITTLE CULT AND TRY TO TAKE OVER THIS QUAINT LITTLE TOWN. IF YOU SEE ONE OF THESE TRAMPS YOU KNOW YOURE IN FOR A LAUGH, OR AN ARGUMENT. THE TRAMPS ARE AS FOLLOWS | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| THE TRAMPS | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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PATRICK SWAYZE TRAMP IS NEW TO THE TOWN, BUT HAS ALREADY SETTLED IN WELL WITH NO COMPLAINTS FROM THE OTHER TRAMPS OR THE GENERAL PUBLIC. IF YOU DONT HAVE ANY MONEY FOR HIM, DONT WORRY, HE WILL POLITLEY SAY, " DONT WORRY ABOUT IT, ITS O.K", AND HE WILL SAY THIS FOR HOURS ON END UNTIL YOU WANT TO KILL HIM. APPEARANCE: HIP AND HAPPENING LOCATION: WILKO'S LIKES: PEOPLE DISLIKES: BEING POOR PERTWEE, WELL WHAT ELSE CAN I SAY, HES STUCK IN THE FIFTIES, LIKES ELVIS, CANT READ AND COMPLAINS 5P CRISPS ARE TOO EXPENSIVE. APPEARENCE: 50'S THROWBACK LOCATION: BRIANS CAFE LIKES: ELVIS DISLIKES: READING BEERMAN IS THE BIGGEST LOOK-ALIKEEEE TRAMP YOU WILL EVER SEE, WITH HIS LOOKS, EXACTLY THE SAME AS SID JAMES. HE ALSO GETS FED UP OF LITTLE KIDS CALLING HIM A TRAMP. ALTERNATIVE NAME: BOOZERS NOSE APPEARENCE: SMART, RED NOSE LOCATION: MOBILE LIKES: NEWSPAPERS DISLIKES: CHILDREN NEXT ON THE LIST IS THE MOST FAKE TRAMP YOU WILL EVER SEE. THIS IS DUE TO HIM WORKING AT AN AIRPORT AND DRIVING AROUND IN A BIG CAR. ALTERNATIVE NAME: 30P MAN APPEARENCE: SHORT, SMART LOCATION:McDONALDS LIKES: MONEY DISLIKES: WEZ AS OF NOW ON I CANT BE BOTHERED TO WRITE ABOUT THE TRAMPS SO I SHALL JUST PUT THEIR STATS. PIED PIPER APPEREANCE: DREADLOCKS, HAT LOCATION: B.H.S LIKES: HIS FLUTE DISLIKES: THE PUBLIC DANCING TRAMP ALTERNATIVE NAME: SHOUTING TRAMP APPEARANCE: SCRUFFY TWAT LOCATION: EVERYTHINGS �1 LIKES: MUSIC/DANCE DISLIKES: PEOPLE NETMAN APPEARENCE: FAT, CARRIES NET LOCATION: MOBILE LIKES: NETS DISLIKES: END OF THE WORLD DOGMAN APPEARENCE: LEGEND, WHO KNOWS? LOCATION: PEOPLES PARK LIKES: DOG BISCUITS AND DOGS DISLIKES: PEOPLE RUSSIAN APPEARENCE: BIG BAD BEARD LOCATION: MARKET/GRAVEYARD? LIKES: BEARDS DISLIKES: BEING DEAD SQUEELY TRAMP( HENRY CROW) APPEARENCE: HARMONICA/BEARD LOCATION: DOYLES FLOWERS LIKES: CIGARS DISLIKES:NOTHING | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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IF YO FEEL YOU NEED TO KNOW ANY MORE INFORMATION ON THE TRAMPS, A HAND BOOK IS AVAILABLE ON REQUEST, OR E-MAIL | DOYLE: [email protected] OR [email protected] OR WEZ: [email protected]
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